her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I'm like, not good at living.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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