She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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