I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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