Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
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I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
All I want is dick and wine.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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