You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
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