Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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