I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
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She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
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I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
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