omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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