is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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