idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
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these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
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A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
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