bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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