What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
That's how pantless uber rides happen
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
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