Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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