I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
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