Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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