Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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