no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
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It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
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Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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