i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Randomize
