I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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