He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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