You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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