just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
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He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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