Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
Randomize
