Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
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Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
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Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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