My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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