Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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