That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
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He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
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I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
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