She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
I look better un-naked...
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
Randomize
