Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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