Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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