yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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