let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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