Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
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at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
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This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I have post one night stand depression
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