there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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