I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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