So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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