so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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