I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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