I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
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He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
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My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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