Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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