i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
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