clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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