you win again, gameday.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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