We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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