bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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