i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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