were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
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I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
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The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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