Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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