he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
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just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
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Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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