woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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