sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I got inside last night via doggy door
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Randomize
