New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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