ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Randomize
